Vibe Coder SimEG Games

Floor 0Bedroom

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From Bedroom to AI Empire.

An isometric pixel-art idle tycoon. Ship AI side projects from a desk next to your bed, stack Compute and Cash MRR, hire agents that work while you sleep, and ride the venture ladder all the way to a Dyson Swarm.

The iOS beta opens soon. Until then the button follows @eggamesdev for the invite.

  • Compute/sec
  • Active Users
  • MRR
  • Context Tokens

Demo HUD. Scroll or move the pointer to speed it up.

Isometric pixel bedroom at night: a coder at a triple-monitor desk showing $10K MRR, a ring light, a bed, and a capybara asleep on a jute rug.
Concept art

The empire runs itself. Mostly.

Idle MRR while you sleep.

Autonomous Dev Agents keep grinding when you close the app. Be away for a minute or more and they earn Compute and Cash MRR from your Active Users. The capybara does not wake up for any of it.

  1. Prompting20s
  2. Reviewing Diff25s
  3. Shipping to Prod15s
Pixel capybara asleep on a jute rug next to a mug of matcha, a ZzZ bubble above its head.

Chill Capybara · asleep

Upgrade the desk.

Concept art of a triple-monitor desk with a $10K MRR chart, a ring light and a stack of books.
In-game capture of the Earth bedroom before the leap: bed, desk with monitors, ring light and the capybara.

Earth · Bedroom · in-game

The Singularity Leap

Fill the meter and leave Earth. Cash MRR and the Earth ventures reset. Compute, Context Tokens, perks, API tiers and your room come with you, and every million Active Users becomes a Consciousness Shard worth +2% to all income.

Twelve ventures from a crypto bot to a Dyson Swarm.

Every venture pays Cash MRR on a cycle. Revenue doubles at 25, 50, 100, 200, 300 and 400 owned. Hire an agent and it runs the cycle for you. Earth tops out at an autonomous unicorn; orbit prices everything in MW against a 50,000,000 MW Type II target.

Earth Bedroom ladder

  1. T1Telegram Crypto Bot
  2. T2AI Headshot SaaS
  3. T3Brainrot Reel Pipeline
  4. T4Copilot Extension Clone
  5. T5Fine-Tuned LLM API
  6. T6Autonomous AI Unicorn

Orbit Kardashev Phase 2

  1. T1Quantum Satellite Relay
  2. T2Orbital Micro-Datacenter
  3. T3Asteroid Compute Rig
  4. T4Helium-3 Skimmerart in progress
  5. T5Von Neumann Foundryart in progress
  6. T6Dyson Swarm Arrayart in progress

Ship It or Skip It

The PROMPTS tab has a wheel. Stake Compute, spin, and find out if the deploy compiles. This is the real table from the game, running in your browser with pretend Compute.

Bust
55%×0
Refund
25%×1
Double
12%×2
Triple
6%×3
Jackpot
2%×10
Return per 1 staked
0.87
BUSTREFUNDDOUBLE

Demo Compute10,000

Stake Compute on a deploy. The house keeps its edge.

Concept art of the Orbital Starship Hub: the desk and the sleeping capybara inside a spaceship hull, a purple ringed planet outside the window.
Top floor Kardashev Phase 2 · concept art

Your bedroom is ready.

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iOS release roadmap

  1. Playable development buildDoneAndroid build smoke-tested on an emulator. iOS Xcode project exports and compiles.
  2. Physical iPhone testingNextInput, notifications and the new HUD on real devices.
  3. iOS TestFlight betaNextOpens when the Apple Developer Program account is live.
  4. App Store releaseNextAfter the beta. No date yet.